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So... I didn’t like the Norton. Never mind the reasons but I had made a good trade for the commando. My Ural side car rig for a high strung British cafe racer.
But my friend Bobby wanted it. He called yesterday.
“Let’s trade for my 2010 I built”
“no way, you know what it is”
“You love that bike... no chrome, pure speed.”
“Bite me”
“Bored to 124... cam hotter than Scarlett Johannsen, custom front and progressive backs...”
“I’d rather die first”
“Spoked wheels, black rims”
“So what”
“You’re being obstinate...”
“You’re in an MC, you can’t even spell obstinate”
“Cmon... it fits you perfect... it’s stiff as heck and turns like a sport bike”
“People will make fun of me”
....
Yes... I now own two Harley’s. Don’t judge me. It is so damn fast it blew my helmet off on the Detroit superior bridge. You may now begin laughing at me full spectrum.
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But my friend Bobby wanted it. He called yesterday.
“Let’s trade for my 2010 I built”
“no way, you know what it is”
“You love that bike... no chrome, pure speed.”
“Bite me”
“Bored to 124... cam hotter than Scarlett Johannsen, custom front and progressive backs...”
“I’d rather die first”
“Spoked wheels, black rims”
“So what”
“You’re being obstinate...”
“You’re in an MC, you can’t even spell obstinate”
“Cmon... it fits you perfect... it’s stiff as heck and turns like a sport bike”
“People will make fun of me”
....
Yes... I now own two Harley’s. Don’t judge me. It is so damn fast it blew my helmet off on the Detroit superior bridge. You may now begin laughing at me full spectrum.

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