Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Fairfield Township, OH
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When I was kid, JiffyPop was awesome, but it was expensive, so we didn't get it very often.
Then some evil scumbag invented the hot air popper. So dry, it was like eating packing peanuts.
Then some magician invented the microwavable bag.
Then we saw the number one eye injury come from people sticking their face into the bag as soon as they opened it.
Then someone said that the ingredients in the butter in the bag causes cancer and we are all going to die.
Now eggs are good for you.
Ok..I was NOT home-schooled, but that is neither hear nor their.