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**Mr. Efficiency** · 01-04-2013, 02:47 PM

OK Girls,

Enough of the bad ride plans, this filthy weather has me in a mood...

It's time to plan perhaps the greatest SAMM ride of all time. WHisky, Sodomy and the Lash! The 2013 SAMM Bourbon Trail ride. 200 miles of the most freakish behavior ever seen.

Day 1 Regional Ride to Hotel near Heaven hill DIstillery
Day 2 Rides to three distilleries
Day3 Rides to three more distilleries

Can you even imagine how off the chain this ride is going to be.

Who will get the shiv first?
Who will fall off first?
Who will inappropriately touch a distillery employee?

Let me hear about potential good dates and interest. This will need to be a 4 day ride, guys. Not for the faint of heart or anyone that wants to stay married...

pbryon · 01-04-2013, 04:22 PM

The Heaven Hill goes in our gas tanks, right? Better octane than what comes out of the pumps.

desim · 01-04-2013, 05:14 PM

Why 4 Days for 200 miles Mr E. you planning to crawl some of the route

New job, no time off

Whiskey · 01-04-2013, 05:50 PM

Ok, if you're talking whiskey, I'm in. How about some dates and an idea of the trip route and we'll talk for real.

Whiskey · 01-04-2013, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desim

Why 4 Days for 200 miles Mr E. you planning to crawl some of the route

New job, no time off

If the trip is worth anything, there should definitely be some route crawling involved!

krislord · 01-04-2013, 09:40 PM

We did this last year, great ride.....

**Mr. Efficiency** · 01-05-2013, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desim

Why 4 Days for 200 miles Mr E. you planning to crawl some of the route

New job, no time off

I want to do some tours.

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Jendesigner · 01-05-2013, 12:52 PM

I already have a ride planned to this in September:
The Kentucky Bourbon Festival - Historic Bardstown, Kentucky Bourbon Trail

One place to check out the distilleries sounds good to me. I toured Buffalo Trace last year and wanted to go back this year.

miataman92 · 01-07-2013, 12:02 PM

200 miles in 4 days? Are we making a trip down to the Natchez Trace too?

We're back to talking about the shiv are we? You better be ready big boy.

And we have yet to discuss the voicemail.

This needs to be located as close to a 3 day weekend as possible I think. Or maybe not. The possibilities are endless. I'm thinking middle of July. Maybe.

**Mr. Efficiency** · 01-07-2013, 02:09 PM

what voicemail? Was there a voicemail? Home or office. The last time I called you, you had called me.

01-04-2013, 02:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Efficiency Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Rock and Roll Capital Posts: 22,148 Thanks: 69 Thanked 651 Times in 498 Posts	SAMM Whiskey, Whips and Hotel Dips 8-1-4 OK Girls, Enough of the bad ride plans, this filthy weather has me in a mood... It's time to plan perhaps the greatest SAMM ride of all time. WHisky, Sodomy and the Lash! The 2013 SAMM Bourbon Trail ride. 200 miles of the most freakish behavior ever seen. Day 1 Regional Ride to Hotel near Heaven hill DIstillery Day 2 Rides to three distilleries Day3 Rides to three more distilleries Can you even imagine how off the chain this ride is going to be. Who will get the shiv first? Who will fall off first? Who will inappropriately touch a distillery employee? Let me hear about potential good dates and interest. This will need to be a 4 day ride, guys. Not for the faint of heart or anyone that wants to stay married... __________________ "faster, faster.... Until the thrill of speed overwhelms the fear of death. Man of Mystery... Get it, real funny... Mr. E., Genius No No No... Mr. E, Super Genius Last edited by Mr. Efficiency; 03-18-2013 at 03:43 PM.

01-04-2013, 04:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
pbryon Senior VR Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saratoga County, NY Posts: 2,336 Thanks: 54 Thanked 238 Times in 139 Posts	The Heaven Hill goes in our gas tanks, right? Better octane than what comes out of the pumps. __________________ '02 Volusia --> '03 VStrom 1000 --> '05 R1200GS

01-04-2013, 05:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Whiskey Senior VR Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 399 Thanks: 79 Thanked 73 Times in 57 Posts	Ok, if you're talking whiskey, I'm in. How about some dates and an idea of the trip route and we'll talk for real. __________________ Music, Motorcycles, and Family... Nothing else really matters in life! 2006 Boulevard C50

01-04-2013, 09:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
krislord Senior VR Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northeast, Ohio Posts: 1,670 Thanks: 0 Thanked 63 Times in 42 Posts	We did this last year, great ride..... __________________ Its about the ride, not the party after?

01-05-2013, 12:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jendesigner Senior VR Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: IL, Western 'burbs Chicago Posts: 5,810 Thanks: 5 Thanked 488 Times in 423 Posts	I already have a ride planned to this in September: The Kentucky Bourbon Festival - Historic Bardstown, Kentucky Bourbon Trail One place to check out the distilleries sounds good to me. I toured Buffalo Trace last year and wanted to go back this year. __________________ Jen / "All leather, no lace" 2000 Nomad 1500 \| 2003 Volusia Bike Pics: http://www.volusiariders.com/members...ndesigner.html Last edited by Jendesigner; 01-07-2013 at 12:06 PM.

01-07-2013, 12:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
miataman92 Senior VR Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lagrange, Ohio Posts: 2,908 Thanks: 52 Thanked 75 Times in 59 Posts	200 miles in 4 days? Are we making a trip down to the Natchez Trace too? We're back to talking about the shiv are we? You better be ready big boy. And we have yet to discuss the voicemail. This needs to be located as close to a 3 day weekend as possible I think. Or maybe not. The possibilities are endless. I'm thinking middle of July. Maybe. __________________ Dave 2006 Triumph Sprint ST 1050 ABS 2001 Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic (Sold) Iron Butt 2011 Denham Springs, LA to Lagrange, OH 1100 miles in 21 hours Windshields are for Wussies! SAMM Sgt at Arms Are you ready for the shiv?

01-07-2013, 02:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Efficiency Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Rock and Roll Capital Posts: 22,148 Thanks: 69 Thanked 651 Times in 498 Posts	what voicemail? Was there a voicemail? Home or office. The last time I called you, you had called me. __________________ "faster, faster.... Until the thrill of speed overwhelms the fear of death. Man of Mystery... Get it, real funny... Mr. E., Genius No No No... Mr. E, Super Genius

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